Was playing a game with James yesterday.

Was playing a game with James yesterday. 
Me, "James, I'm going to knock your ball out."
James, "NOOOO, don't do that!"
"But, that's just how you play the game."
"We friends. We're on the same team."
Shrug, "Alright", flick ball into my scoring area without knocking his ball out.
James' turn, "I'm going to knock your ball out, Dad!"
"But, I thought we were friends."
Cheerfully, "That's just how you play the game, Dad."
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