Nate thinks he's hilarious, because when I went to take a photo of his latest Lego creation it shot a dart at my...

Nate thinks he's hilarious, because when I went to take a photo of his latest Lego creation it shot a dart at my face.

Walked the boys to school today. James exhibiting his unique fashion sense as always.

Walked the boys to school today. James exhibiting his unique fashion sense as always.

Nate made me a card for Father's Day.

Nate made me a card for Father's Day. Before I opened it, he noted that it was a very "manly" card. On it, drawings of boy faeries and boy ponies. I guess it goes with the pastel pink pot he made for me.

When I went to put the pot away, I noted, "I'm going to put this somewhere safe so it doesn't break." James immediately, "Yeah, that's good, that way I can't reach it."

Was playing a game with James yesterday.

Was playing a game with James yesterday. 
Me, "James, I'm going to knock your ball out."
James, "NOOOO, don't do that!"
"But, that's just how you play the game."
"We friends. We're on the same team."
Shrug, "Alright", flick ball into my scoring area without knocking his ball out.
James' turn, "I'm going to knock your ball out, Dad!"
"But, I thought we were friends."
Cheerfully, "That's just how you play the game, Dad."
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