Liam, telling a story at the dinner table, "The monster was chasing me down the stairs..."

Liam, telling a story at the dinner table, "The monster was chasing me down the stairs..."
James, "Was the monster Ellie?"
Elle, who has been busy eating her dinner up to this point, looks up at James and begins growling.

Sara, "James, you really need to clip your toe nails.

Sara, "James, you really need to clip your toe nails. Your feet are so dirty I can tell exactly where they need to be cut."
James, "It's ok, I lick them every night."
Sara and me in unison, "You do what?!!"
James, "Yeah, it's great, they taste sweet, it cleans them, and it cools me down."